Stupid person trying to be quick-witted

And yea, but it did no good

Writer’s Block

Belly blues

Guest drawing from Triple A

“how many octopus does it take to fall in love?”

Philanthrope (at a distance)

Literally. Like, word for word.

I just had this thought process:

Me: I’m hungry.

Me: Have a cookie.

Me: I shouldn’t eat a cookie.

Me: Come on, have a cookie.

Me: They’re bad for me.

Me: They’ll taste good.

Me: Oh, ok!

Phantom of the Phantom of the Opera

Amicable

Last night a DJ analyzed my dream / with his song