Super…

I claim continuance

So cool

Work it

Why don’t you go tell me some things or something

The emoest thing you ever did seen

Pfft on reality

Reality is whatever Drink wants it to be, and apparently Drink wants it to be non-existent when you’re not looking.

Yep

Not that I care or anything

On March 30th, 7 people searched for the term “emo” and clicked on my site. And on March 31st, strangely, mysteriously– nothing. Since then I have had no search engine traffic. This leads me to deduce that somehow I am off the search engine grid. Much as I believe that Google is the next Skynet, I’m not yet inclined to click my heels with John Connor-esque glee at this development. Any ideas as to why this happened? My theory is that Yahoo hates Zebulon Pike. Or anyone who knows his true story…

My current favorite version of I.C.T.O.W is “If Cows Turned Our Watches…” (it’s the first half of an aphorism).

Was it hard?